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2nd Annual "Canadian Online Pharmacy Association" Conference

3/27/2017

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Exciting new presentations announced: Best Practices in Avoiding Health Canada Inspectors...and more!
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The Canadian Online Pharmacy Association (COPA) will be hosting its second annual conference and registration begins today!

Over the course of two days, this event brings together more than 200,000 online pharmacy stakeholders from across Canada. 

"As more and more Canadians access the internet on a daily basis, it's important for online pharmacies to set themselves up for success", says "doctor" Harry Smith, chief organizer of this year's event. 

He further adds, "Online pharmacies are uniquely positioned to help Canadians access affordable life-saving medications...and also cheap Viagra".  

The two day conference schedule is as follows: 

Day One:
  • Opening Keynote: Don’t Call it “Spam”...Call it “Lead Generation”
  • Comparing the Efficacy and Safety of “VIAGRA” Versus “V1@GR@”: A Systematic Review and Meta-Analysis
  • Best Practices in Avoiding Health Canada Inspectors
  • Advanced Advertising Certificate Program: Hacking Websites for Email Leads
  • Anti-Spam Law 101: What it is and How to Ignore it

Day Two:
  • Cheap Cheap Cheap: How to Undercut Your Competitors and Win Customers
  • How to Craft The Perfect Email Subject Line
  • SPAM Filters 101: You Can Overcome Them!
  • How to Prepare for Third Party Audits: Pack Up Everything and Run!
  • Patient Adherence: Get Your Customers to Auto-Refill

Inspiration:
​http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2016/05/11/477377662/episode-430-black-market-pharmacies-and-the-spam-empire-behind-them
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