Anonymous Jokes

Some jokes sent to me anonymously!

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A young guy walks into the pharmacy.
 
Him: Do you have plan B?
Me (pharmacy student): Let me check.

(There were none left)

Me: Sorry, it's out of stock.
 
The guy walks away dejected.....same guy returns after like 10 mins.

Guy: Do you have pregnancy test?

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(This second joke was overheard by another 1T4)

Elderly patient says to the pharmacist: These lids are really difficult to open!

Pharmacist: Did you want snap caps? They open up really easily...I see you have a five year old granddaughter. Be careful she doesn’t get a hold of your medicines because she can open the snap caps as well!

Patient: Oh her? I've been giving my granddaughter these bottles to open for me instead!