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THE ANTI-VACCINE VACCINE! GET IT NOW!!

12/16/2020

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Are you getting SICK of all the covid vaccine news????

Did one of your loved ones get a vaccine without YOUR consent? 

Do you wish there was a way to REVERSE your loved ones' uninformed decisions?
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FYZER introduces....the ANTI-VACCINE VACCINE

This ANTIDOTE will CURE any effect of ANY vaccine

It's time to use the SCIENCE against those meddling SCIENTISTS

Give them a taste of their own SHENANIGANS!

We all know these vaccines are filled with TOXINS that BETRAY your body into making ANTIBODIES

Once these ANTIBODIES are activated by the 5G towers your FREEDOM is gone!!

FIGHT BACK against the BUGS that the GOVERNMENT uses to track your every move!!!

This anti-vaccine vaccine is filled with anti-antibodies (aka "bodies") that CLEANSE you of all the antibodies...

So you can have an ALL NATURAL life that your body DESERVES

This discrete vaccine can be swallowed whole or crushed into powder and placed into your loved ones apple sauce!!!!

This is a CLEANSE and will cause about 10 days of loose stools (that's just the body cleaning itself of toxins) 

Get yours RIGHT NOW from your local gas station!!!!!

Limited supplies!!!!!!


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illustrated by gloria
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by Kenny

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