Valentine's Day Gifts Your Pharmacist ACTUALLY Wants

Looking to impress the pharmacist for Valentine's Day? Get him or her these gifts and they'll love you FOREVER. I guarantee it. 

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Kenny

additional contributions from

Anonymous

Gloria

Fernand

Mikey

1. Time machine so that the pharmacist can go back in time and finally finish checking those prescriptions due last week
2. A snack, any snack really, as long as it can be consumed while walking from the dispensary counter to cash register
3. Smile at the pharmacist
4. A telephone call to the pharmacy a few days before your prescriptions run out 
5. Say "I appreciate that you try your best to care for my health"
6. Telepathy, so that pharmacists can finally disconnect their fax machines
7. A crisp, clean white lab coat that also self-cleans  
8. Say "I don't mind waiting for this prescription for as long as you believe it is necessary to ensure that it is safe and effective for me" 
9. A pair of shoes that is not only comfortable, but imbues the pharmacist with the ability to work 50% more efficiently 
10. A mug that auto-refills itself with coffee...or any beverage of your choosing *wink*
11. Say "I'm so grateful to have insurance cover most of my medication costs for me such that I only have to pay a small fraction of the total price"
12. And if you can find it..."a unicorn that farts rainbows"...says an anonymous technician 

Which gift would you really appreciate? Do you have other gifts you'd like to receive for Valentine's Day? Post them below for a chance to win your very own time machine!

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